i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
Of course there are, even classy ones!
"My usual table, Bolg"
mahwaha answered: Dave, preferably [purrfurably] with an enormous [enormews] weakness for [fur] kitties.
Probably not quite what you wanted. I have a hard time with cats aha :’D
Requests are actually gonna be suuuper slow for a while (more so than usual) so I apologize in advance! More traveling and packing to attend to.
FNaF/WtNV crossover where the animatronics are hiding in the guard’s office, fearfully checking the cameras for Cecil who just wants to talk and hang out
parental figure: “sit like a lady”