BRB Going to the Oscars
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

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i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

misbehavingmaiar:

sillymarillion-comics:

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

Of course there are, even classy ones!

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"My usual table, Bolg" 

lazili:


mahwaha answered:  Dave, preferably [purrfurably] with an enormous [enormews] weakness for [fur] kitties.

Probably not quite what you wanted.  I have a hard time with cats aha :’D
Requests are actually gonna be suuuper slow for a while (more so than usual) so I apologize in advance! More traveling and packing to attend to.

lazili:

mahwaha answered: Dave, preferably [purrfurably] with an enormous [enormews] weakness for [fur] kitties.

Probably not quite what you wanted.  I have a hard time with cats aha :’D

Requests are actually gonna be suuuper slow for a while (more so than usual) so I apologize in advance! More traveling and packing to attend to.

kateordie:

GPOY

daftalchemist:

FNaF/WtNV crossover where the animatronics are hiding in the guard’s office, fearfully checking the cameras for Cecil who just wants to talk and hang out

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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